“How to Make a Fish Dance” (print only) – published in Epiphany, Spring 2016

“Eating You” (print only) – published in NANO Fiction (Volume 8 Number 2) Spring 2015

“Rhythm Hit” (print only) – published in Odd Type’s anthology, All Our Misdeeds

“Salaryman” – published in Bodega 10/2/17

“Arm in Arm, March On” – published in One Throne Magazine 12/6/14

“Diet” – published in apt 3/7/16

“Lost in Paradise” – published in The Spectacle 3/20/17

“The Road to Hell” – published in Gravel 9/29/17

“Intruder” – published in The Molotov Cocktail (Vol. 5, Issue 16) 11/17/14

“Place in the Sun” – published in Specter (Issue 24) 5/27/14

“Thicker than Water” – published in 100 Word Story 6/17/14

“Holiday” – published in Helicon (Vol. XXIV) 5/7/14

“When the Holy Ruled the Middle Kingdom” – published in Eastlit (Volume 2 Issue 11) 10/1/13

“Assisted Living” – published in Umbrella Factory (Issue 15) 9/15/13


“William Shakespeare’s Yelp Reviews” – published in BuzzFeed 6/15/15

“A Definitive Ranking of America’s Fast-Food Buffalo Sauces – published in VICE 9/19/16

“Before anyone else can apply, here is my application for White House press secretary” – published in Quartz 7/21/17

“One Day in the Life of Obama’s America” – published in CollegeHumor 9/9/14

“Dr. Seuss Goes to Chipotle” – published in BuzzFeed 3/24/15

“Authors and American Cuisine: David Foster Wallace At A Fancy Restaurant” – published in Glommable 6/15/16

“Generic Graduation Speech for America’s Seniors” – published in BuzzFeed 5/20/15

“I’d Like to Ask for Your Daughter’s Hand in Becoming Facebook Official” – published in CollegeHumor 9/24/14

“14 texts that every guy has sent at least once” – published in Quartz 8/8/17

“The 10 Worst In-Flight Announcements” – published in CollegeHumor 12/4/14

“Senior Theses from François’ Avant-Garde School of Mixology” – published in Queen Mobs Teahouse 12/29/14



“How An Anime Series Helped Me Recognize My Depression” – published in BuzzFeed 4/22/15

“[REVIEW] Family Life by Akhil Sharma” – published in PANK 8/12/14

“5 Men Talk About Their Struggles With Body Image” – published in BuzzFeed 12/6/15

“Let’s Write About It” – published in Chicago Literati 9/8/14

“The Sad In The Funny: Robin Williams And The Death Of A Comic” – published in Thought Catalog 8/12/14

“What It’s Like To Meet Your Favorite Author” – published in BuzzFeed 3/30/15



“The Epiphany 10: Short-Answer Interview” – published in Epiphany, Spring 2016

“How I Write” – published in NANO Fiction 7/25/16